Category Archives: Vampire

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A Loose Vampire Design Doc. by Justin Achilli

by Justin R. Achilli I thought some people might get some mileage out of this. It will soon supplement the old submission guidelines. — Vampire is a game of personal, gothic horror. That’s "gothic," not "goth." Some vampires are goths, … Continue reading

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Vampiric Disciplines

by WwTalikwW@aol.com <Ventrue> Thank you all for attending. I again call the council to discuss yet ANOTHER problem we are having with our….youth. <Toreador> You have our undivided attentions, as usual. Please, go on. <Ravnos> ::wet ass-kissing sounds and a … Continue reading

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Thirteenth Legion – “How to Make the Ventrue Grab You by the Balls or Revamping Cliches and Stereotypes in Splats”

by kabael@bu.edu Well everyone, I’m back for another column and another month, and I’ve found out that WordPerfect has the most annoying habit of wanting to convert html code into something unintelligible. I am so glad that these computers at … Continue reading

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Ventrue Antitribu Book

by kish_k@mindspring.com Blank pages: I’ve stuck to Clanbook conventions when writing this, and one such convention is that every chapter begins on an odd-numbered page, with an art page facing it. However, there is no art in this book, due … Continue reading

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Vampires and Sex

by WwTalikwW@aol.com, 1999 ::muffled talking and harsh whispers:: <Ventrue> Thank you all for coming. As usual, we have a situation on hand that we need to talk about. <Toreador> The defacing of the Art Institute by anonymous Rabble? ::dirty look … Continue reading

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Sonnet to a Nosferatu

by Millie Sumner Do come out from the shadows brother dear, That I might gaze upon your loveliness. Your visage holds the truth that others fear. They run to hide from their own ugliness. Sweet mirror, mirror on the monster … Continue reading

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“whAt iS a mAlKAviaN?”

by Millie Sumner Malk in, Malk out Walk in, walk out Stalk in, stalk out Talk sin, talk about No brain Means no pain And being sane Reduces strain And thus sanity Is lessened mentality Meaning lunacy Brings lucidity…. and … Continue reading

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“God”

by Chase Feonsdotter As Told by Chase Feonsdotter (TweekyButt the Great, High Priestess of the Holy Fish) and Raphael Dharkin (Avatar of the Holy Fish’s Little Brother, Harold) December 15th, 1997 Once upon a long time ago there was this … Continue reading

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Darkness Swallows

by Chase Feonsdotter To feel the warmth on your skin. To feel the wind in your hair. To smell the sweet scent of flowers in the sun. This memory shall be everlasting. He came to me in the darkness. He … Continue reading

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Clan Weaknesses

by WwTalikwW@aol.com <Ventrue> Okay folks. We have another problem. The "kids" want to know how we tell each other apart…what makes us unique. <Toreador> That’s easy…we are all unique…special..beautiful in our own way we– <Brujah> Shut the Hell up. He … Continue reading

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