Vampiric Disciplines

by WwTalikwW@aol.com

<Ventrue>

Thank you all for attending. I again call the council to discuss yet ANOTHER problem we are having with our….youth.

<Toreador>

You have our undivided attentions, as usual. Please, go on.

<Ravnos>

::wet ass-kissing sounds and a roll of gypsy eyes::

<Malk>

::grabs him by the cheeks and kisses him fully on the mouth::

<Ravnos>

GAH!!! ::spits and runs after Malk who takes off sprinting:: I will kill you dilo bastard!

<Ventrue>

ENOUGH!! ::stands::
Ravnos PLEASE be seated. Malkav. ::points:: Over there….next to Brujah.

<Brujah>

::smiles and pats the seat next to him causing Malk to eep::

<Ventrue>

As I was stating before the OUTBURST..::dirty look to Malk:: We have yet another problem. The children know we have ourflaws to separate us, but they want to know our strengths as well. So..I have taken the liberty to..

<Gangrel>

::growls:: You hook me up like you did with the flaws and you are gunna take your liberties to the hospital little man.

<Ventrue>

::coughs and nods::
Of..course..Gangrel…shall we start with you?

<Gangrel>

::folds her arms and gives the stare that men, dead or alive fear from women::

<Ventrue>

Ahem..ahh yes…::Rustles papers:: Gangrel…I to you..grant the abilities of your animal nature. Growing claws at will, changing into animal form at will….even becoming the mists of night themselves. ::swallows:: Acceptable?

<Gangrel>

It’s a start. I still owe you for the pig’s tail….

<Ventrue>

Moving right along…Malkav…I grant you..the power of Dominate, you may control the minds of your–

<Brujah>

ARE YOU OFF YOUR GOD DAMNED ROCKER? Giving HIM the ability to control OTHERS?? We’ll all end up as demented as he is!

<Ventrue>

Dementia? Instilling insanity in others?

<Malk>

Deal. Done. Thank you Drive thru.

<Brujah>

::cringes and shakes his head::

<Ventrue>

I’m..not..sure what just..happened..Malk? I was?

<Malk>

Moving on to Toreador.

<Ventrue>

::Shakes his head and nods:: Yes..um…Toreador. Because of your beauty, and appreciation of…your perfect social skills, and untouchable elegance, I give you the ability to influence the feelings of others. Inspiring Awe, Fear, Love or Respect in all you wish.

<Toreador>

Wise, just, and kind. Thank you.

<Brujah>

::makes kissy noises and quickly looks to Malk:: You even THINK it and yer pulp Kook.

<Ventrue>

Assamite. Due to your…ahem…activities.. I chose silence for you. You manipulate sounds, causing the death cries of your victims to be lost with their lives.

<Assamite>

::smiles and nods:: Such things are in the blood….

<Ventrue>

Brujah…my violent friend. To further…your personality I give to you unparalleled strength..and speed. May your wrath be as swift and stinging as your temper.

<Brujah>

::grins at Assamite:: Awww. I wanted to be really quiet!! ::mock sighs:: Guess I have to suffer with strength and speed. ::laughs::

<Assamite>

Then suffer in silence.

<Brujah>

::laughter stops as his sounds are abruptly cut off::

<Ventrue>

Um…<vq> Should have gave you that a long time ago Assamite. Moving on. Tzim…I give to you..

<Malk>

A NEW CLAN NAME!!!
Something we can say without sounding like we are sneezing through a mouth full of –::goes silent::

<Ventrue>

Thank you Assamite. Ahem.
Tzim, you shall have the ability to sculpt and mold flesh and bone, as artists mold clay or shape stone.

<Tzimisce>

::dirty look to Malk:: Come here my silent little friend…

<Malk>

::Silent shriek as he holds up two fingers in the sign of the cross::

<Ventrue>

Ahem…Nosferatu. I grant you the ability to..

<Malk>

Leap tall buildings in a SINGLE BOUND!

<Ventrue>

::surprised:: I thought you were silenced?

<Brujah>

::shaking out a sore hand::
Well he has to be CONSCIOUS to do that now doesn’t he? ::kicks Assamite before sitting:: Strength and speed. I love it.

<Ventrue>

Nos, I grant you the power to be unseen. You may come and go and no one will acknowledge your presence.

<Brujah>

::laughs:: Oh yeah..like he gets ALL the acknowledgement in the world right now…a real chick magnet.

<Nos>

Accepted, thank you Ventrue. ::to Brujah:: Why on earth would I want to attract other women?

<Brujah>

::pales:: You…are…a…Oh god..I’m gunna be sick…

<Giovanni>

::scootches closer to Nos::
Sooo..what are you doing aft–

<Ventrue>

Giovanni. You are given, power over the dead. The truly dead. All that fester and rot are in your domain.

<Brujah>

Ugh..so you DO have a chance with Nos. Looks at Ventrue. Man..can you imagine if.. ::leans in whispering to Ventrue who pales then looks ill::

<Ventrue>

Thank you…for that lovely image Brujah. I will be sure to send you my therapy bill. Ravnos…

<Ravnos>

::looks startled then sheepish:: Sorry… ::hands Ventrue his wallet::

<Ventrue>

No..I…::shakes his head and snatches the wallet back:: I know I am going to regret this…but I give you the power of trickery. Your illusions, jokes, and general mischief shall fool not only theeyes, but all senses.

<Malk>

Yeah. I’M the crazy one….::looks at the stirring Assamite and punches him in the jaw:: I’m gunna knock you out! Mama said knock you out. I’m gunna take this iddy biddy world by storm and I’m just..urnk.

<Brujah>

::shakes off his fist::
Strength. And Speed. GOTTA love it.

<Ventrue>

Lasombra. Yes..you over in the poorly lit corner. Your ability shall be mastery of the shadows and the dark. With it……::Blinks:: Where did he go?

<Voice of Lasombra>

Accepted. Gladly.

<Malk>

::groggily and weakly:: Carolanne…stay away from the light…::thunks back to the table::

<Ventrue>

Um..yes. Tremere. Given your studies..you are given the ability to create magic. Casting cantrips and using your powers as you see fit.

<Tremere>

But I already have—

<Ventrue>

And last but not least, myself.

<Brujah>

::Warily:: Best for last? What do you get?

<Ventrue>

I get the mastery of mind control. With it I shall lead us, holding both meetings, and the majority of offices. Any one who objects, please try to raise your hands.

<All>

::Struggle to lift stubborn limbs that refuse to obey::

<Ventrue>

Very nice. Meeting..Adjourned.

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