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Malkavians, Plural
by Millie Cast: (w) played by wHo?, the Malkavian Primogen (m) played by millie, the Malkavian Primogen’s biggest fan Singular singularity Pitiful plurality. (m) Um, wHo? (w) Who what? (m) Who you. (w) Who me what? (m) You are what … Continue reading
Golconda
by WwTalikwW@aol.com <Ventrue> Hello again, and thank you all for coming. Once again I have called this meeting to discuss a matter of utmost importance. <Brujah> I didn’t do it. <Gangrel> Every time you call one of these meetings … Continue reading
Dave Hairy
by DoxWire (Dave Hairy is a Glasswalker Galliard, His column has been read in many Sept newsletters nationally) So I’m waiting in line to at Blockbuster video, Not because I was going to rent anything, but because we got a … Continue reading
Every Corpse is Sacred, An Ode to the Giovanni
by Dark Mistress Amy There are Brujahs in the world. There are Ventrue. There are Tremere and Catiff, and then There are those that follow the god Set, but I’ve never been one of them. I’m a Giovanni, And have … Continue reading
Sweet Childe Of Mine
by WwTalikwW@aol.com To Melody: "Sweet Childe Of Mine" by GNR She’s got a smile that it seems to me, Reminds me of insane dentistry, Where every kiss, Was as dark as the night blue sky. Now at night when I … Continue reading
Vampire Advice Column
by DoxWire Some have pondered…. why don’t vampires have advice columns (Ok.. no one has EVER pondered this.. fine.. but just work with me people.. OK?!?) Here are examples of why vampires do not have advice columns. MALKAVIAN: Dear Wesley: … Continue reading
Vampiric Disciplines
by WwTalikwW@aol.com <Ventrue> Thank you all for attending. I again call the council to discuss yet ANOTHER problem we are having with our….youth. <Toreador> You have our undivided attentions, as usual. Please, go on. <Ravnos> ::wet ass-kissing sounds and a … Continue reading
Vampires and Sex
by WwTalikwW@aol.com, 1999 ::muffled talking and harsh whispers:: <Ventrue> Thank you all for coming. As usual, we have a situation on hand that we need to talk about. <Toreador> The defacing of the Art Institute by anonymous Rabble? ::dirty look … Continue reading
“God”
by Chase Feonsdotter As Told by Chase Feonsdotter (TweekyButt the Great, High Priestess of the Holy Fish) and Raphael Dharkin (Avatar of the Holy Fish’s Little Brother, Harold) December 15th, 1997 Once upon a long time ago there was this … Continue reading
Clan Weaknesses
by WwTalikwW@aol.com <Ventrue> Okay folks. We have another problem. The "kids" want to know how we tell each other apart…what makes us unique. <Toreador> That’s easy…we are all unique…special..beautiful in our own way we– <Brujah> Shut the Hell up. He … Continue reading