by Millie

Cast:
(w) played by wHo?, the Malkavian Primogen
(m) played by millie, the Malkavian Primogen’s biggest fan

Singular singularity Pitiful plurality.

(m) Um, wHo?
(w) Who what?
(m) Who you.
(w) Who me what?
(m) You are what now?
(w) I am me, silly. Now what?
(m) ::sigh:: Ok, ok, wHo? What is more than one Brujah called?
(w) A Malkavian patè party?
(m) ::shudder:: No, like plural. It is like, well, one Brujah, or a whole bunch of Brujah, the same singular or plural.
(w) Yeah. ::s::
(m) And what about Toreador? You can have a Toreador, or a bunch of Toreador at a party. Also there is one Nosferatu or all of the Nosferatu together in a beautiful family portrait.
(w) ::nods solemnly::
(m) Then there’s the Ventrue Prince, or a meeting of all the Ventrue Board. ::tilts head:: It goes the same with a Gangrel, or many Gangrel, and a spooky Tremere, or a whole nightmare full of hordes of Tremere. But, what about. ::throat knots up, trying to speak::
(w) Like me, a Malkavian?
(m) ::nods:: And like us, two. Malkavians, with an ’s’ at the end. Different than the singular, unlike the other clans. Why?
(w) Because, when you’ve seen one Brujah, you’ve seen them all, and so on, and so on. ::giggle::
(m) ::giggle:: Ooooo. you can be so..
(w) Malkavian?
(m) ::nods, giggles:: Petting zoo time? It’s your turn to rock them to sleep.

And they did.

Singular singularity
Pitiful plurality
More thoughts means more reality
Priced a mere insanity.